Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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FishyBack in the 80's/90's there used to be a regular couple of skip lorries going through Lincoln full of rotten fish (presumably from Grimsby or somewhere) which used to smell like the Devils ringpiece. In the Summer it was even worse.
One year the smell followed us home, following the usual questions to the female members of the family regarding their hygiene levels it was discovered that a large portion of fish had vacated one of the skips and located itself in my dads wheel arch dripping guts everywhere and leaving a lovely trail of bits along the driveway and into the garage.
Just typing this is giving me ptsd - Putrid Trout Stench Disorder.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:11, Reply)
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