Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Air-freshener subtlety,eh?Had a similar experience on a long-haul flight when I had stomach cramps and a proper dose of brown rain that left my arsehole, in the words of Billy Connolly, "red-raw and hanging in tatters". As I left the bog a stewardess was already waiting outside with the air freshener to dilute my contribution to the plane's air quality.
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