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This is a question Your first cigarette

To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?

Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.

Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Hey! I Can Blow Smoke Out Of My Ears

Sitting in a bar in Newcastle chatting to a few mates when one of the crowd started blowing smoke -rings.

"Think that's cool?" I said "I can blow smoke rings out of my ears"

"Bollocks you can" piped up Dumb-Dave "That's impossible"

"You do know that your ears and your throat are connected?" I asked "There's a wee tube that connects them, called the Eustachian Tube, - that's why when you swallow, your ears sometimes pop. Well I've found that by taking a mouthful of smoke, holding my nose and blowing, I can force smoke out of my ears. Of course, making it into smoke rings took me a hell of a time to learn. It's all down to muscle control"

Dumb Dave looked doubtful but was starting to be convinced.

"Come here and I'll show you"

So Dave came over and sat opposite me.

"Now watch very closely. They're not very big" I said.

So Dave leaned forward and I took a drag on a cigarette and held my nose. Dave stared at my ears intently, waiting for the miracle, and I moved my right hand forward a few inches and stubbed the fag out on the back of his hand.

"YEEEOOWWWW" screamed Dave

"Did you see it?" I grinned.

"You BASTARD!" says the crowd....

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:32, 3 replies)
Excuuuuuuse me, but is that tale not a bit bolockolisstical hinny? Surely you've fabricated all of the above!!???

Love you mate,(more than chips & gravy) just extracting t'urine from a previous tosser....

Filakia, Kurios Anthropos-choris-podia,
Kai stin yinaika sou xxxxxxxxx
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:46, closed)
Et Tu, Tourettes?
You must have see this one done before. It was a fairly common gag aroond the Toon....
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:04, closed)
A fairly common gag round Glasgow n all
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:46, closed)

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