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This is a question Your first cigarette

To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?

Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.

Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Not seen
Sound Of Music
Bridget Thing's Diary Thing
9 1/2 Weeks
Last Tango In Paris
Dr Strangelove
Pretty Woman

and loads more....

come on QOTW hurry up
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:38, Reply)
This is deliberate isn't it?
Starting the question early, and finishing it late...

Still, it's given rise to BobFossil's chocolate porn, thanks to Mr Humpty, so it can't all be bad...
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:37, 3 replies)
bridget jones
I refuse to watch it on principal

and because renee zellweger looks like a smack addict hamster.

I tried to never watch titanic but was forced into it.

only good bit of it was when billy zane was firing his gun, suddenly stopped and started flailing in the water as if looking for something. My dad said "you're not going to find more bullets in there"

oh, kate winslet's tits are pretty good too
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:36, 1 reply)
Not seen...
I trump you all, I've never seen:

A James Bond film since 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service'
The Full Monty
Bridget Jones
Star Wars (since the very 1st, when it came out)
God knows how many others
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:34, Reply)
The Sound of Music.

I'd sooner stick red hot pins in my eyes.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:28, 5 replies)
For no good reason...
Last night, I mentioned in conversation that I'd never seen The Breakfast Club. What films haven't you seen?

*drums desk to pass time*
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:27, 28 replies)
My coworkers and I...
are going to Abuelo's Mexican Food Embassy in...76 minutes. Wonder if there will be a new QotW by the time I get back?
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:15, 1 reply)
My F5 has rubbed off so I'm going out for a late lunch/pint hopefully it'll be a new QOTW when I get back!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:14, Reply)
It's not me, it's, er, the car
Last time I smelt smoke - was the last time my lovely girlfriend held my Seat Leon FR on an uphill slope for about 10 minutes with the clutch.

What's that smell???

Oh right, it's the clutch.

Car - Sold.

Mac Key & R (None of this Windows nonsense...)
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:11, Reply)
yeah well
If we're all discussing lunch I had Nandos at my desk

Now everyone in my office is jealous

and I have a greasy F5 key
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:07, Reply)
Just to say
Shit Qotw, but im working out in Spain now and it is so good to be able to smoke in bars again, the bars and pubs here if they are over 100ft square have to choice of allowing smoking or not. Strangely i have not yet found a no smoking bar.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:57, Reply)
Just had my lunch
Went to 'This & That' in the Northern Quarter of Manchester if anybody knows it. Had Lamb Karahi, spinach and bombay potatoes for £3.50.

Came back, no change.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:53, 11 replies)
Well I went t' pub
Had a pint of 'Ghost' and a bag of chilli crips, read a print off of the best of fart stories from a while back, laughed til tears wet my cheeks, ambled back to my desk....


oh well.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:48, Reply)
If we can click 'I like this'
for QOTW suggestions, home come it keeps being a shit one?

Have we lost our democratic rights?

b3ta revolution!

Let's all burn our bras and line rich people up against a wall.

In order of height or something cruel like that.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:47, 3 replies)
*goes off to buy lunch*
*queues in shop*
*gets back to office*
*Oh, for fuck's sake*
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:45, 8 replies)
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:36, Reply)
Soooo looooonnnggg
Has it only been a week? Feels like a month. Roll on new QOTW!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:33, Reply)
My first one
...was probably at Hammersmith Odeon, seeing either Saxon or the Michael Schenker Group, in 1981.

There is so much that is wrong about the above that I've saved sharing until very late.

My last one was sometime in early March 1998. I wish I'd savoured it more.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:23, Reply)
He must have hated the cleaner
Went out with some mates doing the usual pub and crap club in our town. We were sitting in the club and the cigs were offered out. Nice one I thought, I'll have some of that. Smoked the whole thing, then swiftly realised I was in need of a quick purge, with a cruel case of nicotine poisoning. Ran for the bogs which by then were the scene of absolute carnage, and worse still, the cubicle was occupied. I tried waiting it out but the bleeder in there was taking ages coiling one out. In a blind panic I exited the toilets with the intention of finding somewhere quiet and secluded. In the end I found a corner and blew furious chunks down on to the carpet below. I soon felt on top of the world once more, only to hear someone shout 'oi mate' behind me. It was a bouncer. I have never felt closer to death than at that moment. I walked over and basically started pleading for my life, only for him to open the fire escape door and offer to let me back in five minutes later when I had got some air. I remember thinking this must be some cruel deception before they throw me down the fire escape and then give me the banjoing of my life, but I exited. Backwards. Sure enough five minutes later I knocked on the fire escape door and there he was, and the evening continued. The best bit was seeing the shocked looks on my friends' faces as I sauntered back to our table. Turns out the 'quiet corner' that I barfed in was in fact in full view of the whole club and my friends all thought I was outside getting a beating. Thanks fellers.
Length? Found out the following afternoon that it was 18 inches down my left leg.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:19, 2 replies)
QOTW suggestion
"Things I do to keep myself amused whilst waiting for the qotw to change"

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:19, 25 replies)
I want a Cadbury's egg.
I've just been watching the Egg-Masacre... wonderfullness... but it's left me feeling un-egged.

I spent all of Easter in bed with the flu, and missed it.

Plus.. Cadbury's chocolate isn't on sale here.

If anyone fancies posting a Cream egg to me, my address is available from facebook =)
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:19, 14 replies)
Click 'I Like this' ...
... if the lack of a new QOTW is causing you to smoke.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:15, Reply)
Anyone want to play...
Chase the last post game...
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 13:14, 2 replies)
Should I delay going on my lunch in case I miss the chance to be the first post on the new question?

Oh, and I've smoked about 4 cigarettes.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:58, 2 replies)
First time...
I was on a German train in France, which broke down...

That was my first Zug Arrete.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:51, 1 reply)
For the love of God and all that's holy
Someone please add the new QOTW.

And can it please, please not be shit this time?


Mix Tapes = Bad
My first sock = Bad
Sellotape I once bought = Bad
Cheap Tat = Bad
Ode to a ball of green putty I found in my armpit this morning = Bad
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:43, 19 replies)
I will start smoking
if this QOTW doesn't change in the next few minutes. And then I'll sue for the cancer it causes.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:30, 3 replies)

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