If anyone is familiar with classical
I don't like the uncomfortable shuffling made when having a good old Ham Shank. I feel people downstairs can hear me getting up to no good. So how do I muffle the noise?

I like to wank while listening on the stereo full blast - Night on Bald Mountain

Considering I wank a lot then that is probably the soundtrack to my life.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:28, 4 replies)

Classical music? - you gayer, Finn.
Bald Brokeback


'though Messorgy is probably a good choice for a group tug.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:33, closed)

But doesn't that give you the fear?
I just associate it wiht a big black monster and dancing demons and screaming witches.
It is awesome to play very loudly though :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 16:09, closed)

Whilst I've never done this
it strikes me that it might be fun to give it a go, as it were, to 'In the Hall of the Mountain King'. Particularly as it builds up and speeds up to one explosive finale...
(HarryTheMole whatever's on my finger is going in your mouth, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 0:31, closed)

love it
especially during thunderstorms
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:54, closed)