Nuneaton women
Years ago i worked full time in a pub in Nuneaton town centre and being younger, fitter and with hair in those days I used to have a great time flirting (occassionally more) with lady customers. (Having all my own teeth, no facial tattoos and the ability to write both my first name and surname was also a big plus). One night I got chatting to a dirty thirty type who drunkenly proceeded to tell me about he rubbish home life, her brattish kids and her lack of a satisfactory sex life. I must have subliminally implied that I wanted to be with her forever because she came in every night for the next 2 weeks, culminating in the bouncers throwing her out for standing at the bar, clawing at her clothes and screaming 'What's wrong with me? Why won't you fuck me you ungrateful bastard?'. At the bar in a pub with about 500 people in.
She pulled up beside me in a car about 2 years after and told me that I was a fool to let her go. I'm sure she had followed me into the cul-de-sac where I lived. Treacle town ladies are mental.
(fatcock has decided to be more mysterious.....or has he?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:33, 6 replies)

Amen bro!
I once went out with a nuneaton lass (well, stayed in and shagged a lot really) for about two months and when it was over she didn't get the hint for two years!
Must be something in the water.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:42, closed)

Nuneaton ... urgh.
I used to live in Hinckley and it's the only place worse *strikes up a one-woman rendition of Duelling Banjos*
( Maladicta, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:35, closed)

Hinckley!
Hinckley's 1000% better than





Bedworth, home of the damned.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:48, closed)

Hell yeah
Nuneton, Hinckley, Bedworth (bedduff to the locals); all operating out of the same sticky, subnormal genepool. In fact i might go there next weekend and try for a shag. *double bags*
(fatcock has decided to be more mysterious.....or has he?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 22:04, closed)

Hinckley better? Oh god no.
I lived there from the age of 4 to 20 and I can honestly say everyone I knew there had something wrong with them in the head *cough*StalkerBoy*cough*. At least Nuneaton had better shops!

Fatcock: don't, you might catch something. Even the STDs have mutated.
( Maladicta, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 19:23, closed)

Haha, I live back in Earl Shilton when i'm not at University
Good ole Nuneaton eh
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 18:10, closed)