Early Internet Days
I had a girlfriend at College and, since I had attended an all-boys school, this was both novel and frightening for me. I knew pretty much nothing about how these otherworldly creatures thought or acted so, instead of asking, I decided to create an internet persona, who could legitimately be a nob, to find out.

Since I IM'd in pretty much standard English, my new persona wud abrv8 an jst sound all lulz n b crazy n that.

Whilst I was talking with her on IM, I logged in my alter-ego and "randomly" bumped into her and started trying to chat her up.

"r u single?"
"no, I have a boyfriend"
"he must b really cooool?"
"we're not serious"

OH REALLY?

I split up with her shortly afterwards, citing suspicions of infidelity. Sadly, she wasn't at all phased and starting seeing my mate.

Epic Fail.
(Her Ghost zomegle.com, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:36, Reply)