pffft
There's this one man, who follows me EVERYWHERE! He used to answer every question that I did on an internet messageboard and added me to MSN. I used to speak to him, quite baffled.

Eventually he started ringing me up every night and texting me. Then he ended up in a field that I was camping in on HALLOWEEN of all days!

He kept travelling MILES AND MILES to come and see me every month or so, and eventually got a tenancy in the same shared house I live in! Even when I moved home he moved into the same house!

Right now he's sat opposite me on the kitchen table, giving me googley-eyed looks every so often and chuckling to himself.

Apparently I'm engaged to him..
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 22:50, 4 replies)

awwwwww!
super cute!
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:24, closed)

You two are getting MARRIED??!?
CONGRATULATIONS!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:17, closed)

don't do it!
i've had 3 husbands, none of the fuckers were mine! ;D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:23, closed)

Awww...
That is so sweet and it made me smile. Good luck when you get married.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 18:09, closed)