Street Life
'Hi guys!' exclaims JLC. 'I was once offered oral sex by a young man outside my flat, at 7 o'clock on a Monday morning. Tempted as I was, I decided against it and went to work instead'.
Tell us about the funniest/most appalling/most peculiar thing you've seen in the street.
( , Fri 10 Jul 2015, 9:00)
'Hi guys!' exclaims JLC. 'I was once offered oral sex by a young man outside my flat, at 7 o'clock on a Monday morning. Tempted as I was, I decided against it and went to work instead'.
Tell us about the funniest/most appalling/most peculiar thing you've seen in the street.
( , Fri 10 Jul 2015, 9:00)
« Go Back
Surprising
I once went to the shop to buy some cucumbers to anally invade myself when I saw an old woman slip and fall over.
( , Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:26, 3 replies)
I once went to the shop to buy some cucumbers to anally invade myself when I saw an old woman slip and fall over.
( , Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:26, 3 replies)
A better ending would have been
"And as she slipped and fell over, she ended up anally impaling herself on my cucumber [no innuendo].
( , Fri 17 Jul 2015, 1:10, closed)
"And as she slipped and fell over, she ended up anally impaling herself on my cucumber [no innuendo].
( , Fri 17 Jul 2015, 1:10, closed)
« Go Back