I co-manage a design unit for a megacorp.
We frequently get asked to amend work we didn't do, and in no exception to this, a colleague came over with a print out of a line-based image done by a designer who had now left.

The colleague and I had the following conversation:

Colleague: Vagabond, could you arrange to get this amended for us? The designer's left but we need it changing.

A Vagabond: Of course. Have you any idea what he did it in?

Colleague: He did it in his laptop.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:03, 3 replies)

Could have been worse
He could have done it in his lunch break.
(Rsoles, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:20, closed)

Or even
About a half a day.
His office.
His underwear.
Your underwear.
Gimp.
Watercolours.
The rancid carcase of a dead Windows sysadmin.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:44, closed)

Yes but what type of laptop, a grey one perhaps?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:14, closed)