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Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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i have no idea what is informing your generalisations.
but thank you for The Tip. it will be helpful to me in my lifelong ambition to ensure that a bunch of faceless strangers on the internet respect me.

cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:24, 2 replies)
zing

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:27, closed)
good luck with that
have you considered installing a respect/don't respect vote-chart on your profile, so you know whether or not you're succeeding?
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:34, closed)
oh man, i hadn't even THOUGHT of that.
i'll get on that right away.

cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:35, closed)
see, us QOTWers are full of good ideas...
we're not all sweaty fantasists
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:36, closed)
yes you are. of course you are. all of you.
just like everyone on /talk is a gurning simpleton who throws words at the internet like chimps fling poo. these are the facts and they Must Not Be Disputed.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:41, closed)

Not true. I've seen chimps fling poo with style and panache.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:44, closed)
oh, don't YOU start.
i've got enough to worry about, what with people not respecting me on the internet, and that.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:49, closed)

Did Destiny's Child's 'Independent Women' teach us nothing? Shame. Shame on us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:55, closed)
It taught us that Beyonce depends on meat
"I de-pend on meat"
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:57, closed)
This is true
now send me an ASCII picture of your tits so I can wank myself frigid.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:44, closed)
check your gaz, faceless internet person who i require validation from because i am a girl on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:48, closed)
And....

my work here is done.....
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:55, closed)
oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:57, closed)
oh yeah baby, digging the validation action
lovely job.

I liked it enormously... more, please
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:58, closed)
can you give me five minutes?
only i'm working on my Validationometer and i'm having trouble working out where pandering sits in the matrix. i don't want to skew the results.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:06, closed)
well, first you'll have to find someone to get the pandatron out, and go from there.

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:10, closed)

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