So one day i get a knock at the office door and it is the dept administrator type looking very worried.

"Have you let anyone on the floor that you dont know at all today. Seen anyone suspicious looking? "

"Fraid not. S'up" replies I.

"well N from L's lab has had her locker down the hall cleaned out, her laptop, cell phone, handbag, coat, everything has gone"

"shit thats awful, well sorry i cant help i havent seen a soul out of the ordinary"


FF about half an hour and the hallway is a fucking circus of campus security, police, dept admin types, building supervisor and one hysterical wee student wailing about how all of her worldly belongings have been stolen.

Or have they?

In the process of checking all the other lockers along the hall to see if any have been visibly tampered with, one of the campus security guys opens up an (unlocked) locker three or four up from N's just brimming with laptop, handbag, coat, the lot.

Turns out she had either stashed her stuff in the wrong locker and forgotten, or opened up the wrong one, found it empty, freaked the fuck out and reported it before checking she was in the right one.


Either way, Muppet.
(Matty73, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:31, 1 reply)

and the dog does eat his legs again?

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:10, closed)