A friend of the missus
once asked "Is salmon the same as gammon?" Also, my sister doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

My young lady's just reminded me that her friend also once asked "Where do ribs come from?"
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:11, 5 replies)

Is your sister a CreationistIdiot?

( .Yeti., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:12, closed)

You can't spell creationist
without cretin.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 22:48, closed)

Big LOL about Dinosaurs
And I've got to ask: in what sense does your sister not believe in dinosaurs?

That they never existed?

That they don't exist now?

That she's got them mixed up with dragons?

That she just thinks dinosaurs are a bad idea?

"Also, my sister doesn't believe in dinosaurs" is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 7:45, closed)

To answer one and all
She's a bit strange, she's not a creationist. She just doesn't think that dinosaurs exist(in fossil form) or ever did (as giant angry lizard form). She seems to think that they're something like dragons, a nice idea invented to amuse the masses/confuse palaeontologists.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:03, closed)

What does she think dinosaur fossils are?

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:08, closed)

'Made up'
This is an exact quote.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:18, closed)

I think
we have this weeks winner.
(Troutbiscuits, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 19:33, closed)

I once...
...refused to eat gammon as a small child on the grounds that 'I didn't like fish'.

Click for sympathy.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:12, closed)