
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Even if you can't read, don't fast food places have big brightly lit photos of the food on their menus?
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, 2 replies)

They were as thick as pig shit in a green bottle
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:57, closed)

...the photos of the delicious-looking meals never look like the sorry, greasy limp things you actually get served.
And, for some reason, they won't let you buy waterfalls (especially the animated, backlit ones that are apparently on sale in lots of Chinese and Indian takeaways).
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 13:19, closed)
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