Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Hong Kong DummyA woman at my place of work was born in HK but had lived in London most of her 30 years.
As we were in the Insurance industry we used to phone brokers on a regular basis.
Dumb bint called Julia (not her HK name) phoned a broker up one morning, but his phone was picked up by a colleague who told her that broker X was not in the office but had gone to the Market. She hung up the phone and announced to the office that she couldn't believe that he had gone shopping this time in the morning!
Oh how we laughed. Oh how red she went when we explained.
If you don't get this then you won't find it funny & not explaining it to you.
More stories of Julia to follow.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 8:51, Reply)
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