Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Pub knowledgeAll completely true, all by "bloke in pub"
"You don't want to get her a pony mate, they eat like horses"
"Clever things those homing pigeons like, wish I had the brains of a pigeon" (Hence the signature)
"Will you be fit for next weekend?" "I'm 90/20"
"He should be dragged under the coals for that"
"Do you need a licence to drive a horse on the road?"
"It's that self-defecating humour"
and a final one from "woman in pub"
"Eeee y'know, when they said about that Global Warming on the news, I thought they were talking about a company"
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