Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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On phone to a restaurantMe: Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for Friday night please.
Him: We can reserve a table for you, sir, but we can't guarantee that it will be available.
Me: Well then it's scarcely a reservation then, is it?
Him: Well, sir, Friday nights are very busy here.
Me: I know. That's why I'm trying to reserve a table.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:22, 1 reply)
We-eeeell ok,I'll make an exception this time, but even so I really can't guarantee the table will have legs.
Or won't be found outside in the alley.
In a skip.
I'll put you down for 8 o' clock then, sir? ... 8 o' clock, Mr and Mrs Fucking Smartarse... The reservation's noted sir, goodbye.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:48, closed)
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