
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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We were both playing poker at the time and discussing percentages. She then pops up with "What's 5% of 100?"
Automatically, I answer before realising just what the hell she said. It wouldn't have been funny if it wasn't for the fact she has A Levels in Maths.
She's now a teacher. That school is doomed!
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)
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