Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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I oncehad another half who was famed for her stupidity. She claimed she was lacking "common sense" - she wasn't, she was just dumb as fuck. Or, possibly, acting stupid for... some reason or other. I only wish I could remember more of them.
"Tuna's a fish?!"
"I used to think peas grew in tins"
And I once managed to convince her that the Equator was a real yellow line that ran round the whole world.
"But... how does it go over water?"
"Special floating paint."
"Oh! I never knew!"
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