Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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She didn't follow politicsIn the 1990s, my brother used to go out with a woman from South Africa. For her birthday one year he bought her tickets to see INXS in London. She was so excited that she was literally bouncing off the pub walls. Her low-wattage friend, Sue, wasn't impressed by Laura's overexcited display.
'Calm down Laura, it's only a concert for Christ's sake.'
Laura replied, 'Sue, I've never been to a concert before. I grew up in South Africa. We had sanctions. Remember?'
Sue thought for a moment, then replied, 'Oh right. So what's sanctions then? Is it a nightclub?'
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ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 12:39,
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