Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Pretty sure this counts...My mum's ignorance, but I think I win the prize for stupidity.
I was about 20. Home for the summer from uni. Just before leaving I had picked up a quarter of cheap, homegrown weed. It turned out to be pretty shit. Damp as fuck and gave you a headache when smoking it. So I tried to dry it over the only source of heat I had readily available in a vaguely private area - my computer fan.
My mum enters the room. She looks straight at the bag. I shit myself.
"Is that a dongle?"
"...what?"
"A dongle."
I look at her, incredulously.
"No.. that's called a stash."
"A what?"
"A stash."
She looks at me, puzzled. It dawns on her a half-second later. She raises her eyebrows and draws breath, as my stomach sinks as I realise what I've done.
(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)
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