Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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While on a trip to the United KingdomI was in a pub in Scotland, which other than castles, was all we visited. This was a small town called something-or-otherburgh. No, no Edinburgh, which they taught me how it is pronounced. I learned a lot. I learned that Shrek has a horrible Scottish accent, and I learned that 70ish old men who practically lived in their pubs are very ignorant, yes funnily ignorant. I'll call him Mac, for it is what everyone called him, asked us all great, ignorant questions about America. Such as:
"Kin ye see the Umpire State Bildin wair ye liv?" Since I live in the south, my answer was no. "Well then, 's not tha tall then is it?"
I miss that old drunkard.
Edited for spelling, can't type on my phone.
(, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:17, Reply)
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