
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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I did pretty much the same thing with some I found leftover from childhood days the other week. Lit it. Chucked into the garden. Nothing. Okay, lit another one and lobbed it out the window. Nothing. Okay maybe it was because they were loose in the tin and not the wrapper. Unwrapped some fresh ones and went downstairs and placed them on a knackered old wood chair in the garden. Lit it. Took a few steps back. BANG. Vision went like being smacked in the head with a spade, and suddenly everything was moving but very, very quiet. Took almost a week to be able to hear properly again. I gave the other ones I had left away...
( , Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)
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