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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.

(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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But Break was actually the key to a whole new world
after versing myself well on the Spectrum (128k baby!) I jabbed mine at primary school, allowing me access to the code, and with a 10 year olds knowledge of BASIC managed to change the game's dialogue to something rude including the words "bum" and "stiffy".
If only hacking was so easy nowadays.
(, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:43, 1 reply)
Ah yes, modding early games could be delighful, if peurile, fun
I once changed a couple of loading screens for "R-Type" on the Atari ST; using Neochrome to load the images from a copy of the game disc then overwriting them with the new versions (naturally, I kept the original unsullied disk intact, but hidden away).

Before: Bolts of lightning would 'flash' across the screen.
After: Bolts of lighting would 'flash' across the screen... from a giant pair of buttocks.

Before: A scaly monster-thing was raising a clawed hand.
After: A scaly monster-thing was raising a clawed hand... holding a handkerchief as it sneezed.

Result: Every time the game loaded, the player would be greeted with two fine examples of my juvenile humour.
(, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:59, closed)

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