Amazing displays of ignorance
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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But Break was actually the key to a whole new world
after versing myself well on the Spectrum (128k baby!) I jabbed mine at primary school, allowing me access to the code, and with a 10 year olds knowledge of BASIC managed to change the game's dialogue to something rude including the words "bum" and "stiffy".
If only hacking was so easy nowadays.
( , Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:43, 1 reply)
after versing myself well on the Spectrum (128k baby!) I jabbed mine at primary school, allowing me access to the code, and with a 10 year olds knowledge of BASIC managed to change the game's dialogue to something rude including the words "bum" and "stiffy".
If only hacking was so easy nowadays.
( , Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:43, 1 reply)
Ah yes, modding early games could be delighful, if peurile, fun
I once changed a couple of loading screens for "R-Type" on the Atari ST; using Neochrome to load the images from a copy of the game disc then overwriting them with the new versions (naturally, I kept the original unsullied disk intact, but hidden away).
Before: Bolts of lightning would 'flash' across the screen.
After: Bolts of lighting would 'flash' across the screen... from a giant pair of buttocks.
Before: A scaly monster-thing was raising a clawed hand.
After: A scaly monster-thing was raising a clawed hand... holding a handkerchief as it sneezed.
Result: Every time the game loaded, the player would be greeted with two fine examples of my juvenile humour.
( , Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:59, closed)
I once changed a couple of loading screens for "R-Type" on the Atari ST; using Neochrome to load the images from a copy of the game disc then overwriting them with the new versions (naturally, I kept the original unsullied disk intact, but hidden away).
Before: Bolts of lightning would 'flash' across the screen.
After: Bolts of lighting would 'flash' across the screen... from a giant pair of buttocks.
Before: A scaly monster-thing was raising a clawed hand.
After: A scaly monster-thing was raising a clawed hand... holding a handkerchief as it sneezed.
Result: Every time the game loaded, the player would be greeted with two fine examples of my juvenile humour.
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