Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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After university, I took a temporary job at Abbey National.On the first day, I met Angela, who wanted me to do some filing. She showed me the files and the filing cabinet, and said, 'I need you to put these in alphabetical order. Do you understand what I mean by alphabetical order?'
'Of course she does,' chimed in Kirstie. 'She has got a degree in English.'
On another day, Teresa and Lauren were having an argument about whether they they needed to put "its" or "it's" in a document. They asked me, so I said it depended on what they were trying to say.
'It's really helpful having you here with your English degree,' said Lauren.
Yes, because that's where I learned the alphabet and basic punctuation - university.
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thealternativefact, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 13:38,
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