Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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For example, the other day in the kitchen, I was explaining to her how lucky she was to have met me, and eschewing the delights for her of living with such a marvellous example of humanity, when, just as I got to a particularly good bit where I was describing in detail one of the more brilliant aspects of my character - or it may have been my technique in bed, perhaps - I was stunned to find that she'd actually left the room, gone to the living room and was searching the network for one of her favourite television programmes!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)
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