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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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For example, the other day in the kitchen, I was explaining to her how lucky she was to have met me, and eschewing the delights for her of living with such a marvellous example of humanity, when, just as I got to a particularly good bit where I was describing in detail one of the more brilliant aspects of my character - or it may have been my technique in bed, perhaps - I was stunned to find that she'd actually left the room, gone to the living room and was searching the network for one of her favourite television programmes!
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)
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