Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Fred, Fred, He's got one leg.A work colleague's wife could best be described as special. One evening they were discussing another colleague called Fred. Now Fred only had one leg, but that didn't stop him carrying CRT monitors round the office, for he was the tech support. This is a rough transcript of the conversation...
Geoff: "Fred delivered my new PC today"
Marcie: "How did he carry it?"
Geoff: "Erm, under his arm, how did you think?
Marcie: "Dunno"
Geoff: "Fred doesn't let the one leg thing get in the way. Did you know he cycles to work?"
After around a minute digesting this ...
Marcie: "Has he got a unicycle?"
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)
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