I remember an old episode of Casualty
...where a woman came in with abdominal pain, thinking it was a pregnancy. She was overjoyed as she had been having trouble getting pregnant.

After an examination, she was told that she wasn't pregnant, but did have severe cystitis because her husband (she'd been a virgin before marriage, and so had he) had been doing her up the pisshole for the last five years.

So either some women are getting a bit more confused than just over the words, or the writers on Casualty have a warped sense of humour.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)