Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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On a coach full of British Infantry....being shifted around my the army. Academic excellence was not a prerequisite for the anti tank platoon, so my lot seldom entered quizzes but were like sponges soaking up any shite you could pass into their empty heads.
Lad behind me leans over the seat behind and taps me on the shoulder and points through the window at some sheep in a field... "Hey Piper, why do some of those sheep have blue spots and others have red spots".
"Well" says I, "The blue ones make blue jumpers and the red ones make red jumpers".
"Cheers" he says... then I hears him turn round and says to the lad behind "Do you know why those sheep have different colours" and the story subsequently goes round the coach.
Tank missing retards the lot of them!
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:58,
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