Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Haute CuisineG8 `96 in Lyons I was rigging TV stuff. The Press enclosure had a food complex as they were showcasing "gastronomie", and it was all free.
I speak fair french, one of the guys I was with didn`t retain any despite doing it at school.
This particular lunchtime we went to a counter with the choice wild duck or saumon en croute. He took one look at the duck that he thought he would be adventurous and sample, it`s been cooked in red wine and is dark meat not "like chicken" as he expected: "that looks raw, don`t they cook things here? I`ll have that thing instead".
We sit down, I start eating my salmon, it`s really good.
Suddenly he blurts out:
"fuck me, there`s fish in this bloody pasty! Yours alright?". I had no-one to share it with.
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