
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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you don't say 'I'm hot', you say 'it's hot' as saying 'i'm hot' means you're horny!
Similarly for 'I'm cold', as that means I'm gay.
win all round with that one!
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:46, 1 reply)

"Ich bin kalt" (I am cold) means you're frigid.
"Ich bin warm" (I am warm) means you're gay.
What happens in Spain if you're a cold, gay strawberry?
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:04, closed)
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