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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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National History Museum, London. A heffing big Mom, her nerdy husband and two kids were looking at the huge dinosaur skeleton in the foyer. The kid's there, tugging at his mother's leg, going "Mooooooooom" (which was driving me insane, might I add), but just before I was going to clip the little get, the mother goes "What, Jimbob?!". Yep, I thought that name was folklore too. Me and my mate pissed ourselves laughing, until the now-immortal line was uttered by Jimbob himself...

..."I think I tooted."

Cue the first, and only, literal ROFL I've done.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:47, Reply)

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