Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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2 Aussie women in Liverpool, talking to my missus, who lives in Australia and her sisterWhen asked by one of the aussies if she had a spare umbrella, my sister-in-law replied "I'll have a root around in the cupboard, do you want to give me a hand?".
With a look of shock and disgust the aussie said "Fuck off, I'm no dyke!".
note: root, in Australia means to have intercourse.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:29, Reply)
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