Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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I was at the bank.In walked a welsh-sounding man.
"This is a stick up." he said.
"No... that's a shot gun." I said.
He was so embarrased by his mistake that he shot me in the face.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:21,
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