Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Well once...I was asked the directions to Loogabarooga.
I stabbed them repeatedly and raped their horribly bloodied corpse.
Fortunately I pleaded temporary insanity at court caused by excessive amounts of stupid tourists, and my sentence was reduced.
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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37,
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