Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Septic TanksI was once stopped in London by a big fat lard arsey Yank who asked me how to get to Bucking- Ham Casssel where your queen lives. Twatting burger munching lard monkey. I was furious and told him to shit off. Just after that I was still spitting feathers and muttering to myself, a couple of Happy-Jappy girls asked me where Nelsun Corrum is. I told them in no uncertain terms, firstly it is plural. 'Nelson's'. I then suggested that as they were able to find Pearl Harbour, they fuck off and look for it themselves. Cunts.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:12,
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