Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Oh and...I now live in Cambridge and was standing right outside Kings College making a mobile phone call. Just then an American tourist, and I kid you not, had a bright flowery shirt on his fat lardy body, a Nikon camera and shorts interupted me. "Hey buddy where's Kings Cullege?" So I sent the daft twunt to the shooping centre instead. I am thinking of wearing a big italic "i" on my shirt hoping more of the brainless feckers come and ask me directions. Will's mothers springs to mind.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:26,
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