Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
(
chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
« Go Back
Yankee DoodleWorking in a hotel near Heathrow. Approached by dumpy, visored american pensioner..
"You know, I like Windsor Castle, but why did they have to build it under the Heathrow flight path?"
Notice the approach, speak nonsense and waddle off tactic employed so frequently and effectively by dumb doodles
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:35, Reply)
« Go Back