Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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While I'm on the subject...
I have just worked out that if the average fat American family, who partake of troughloads McDonnalds every day, were sitting, say on a double-dekka bus, and all dropped their guts at the same time, a single spark from a nylon shirt could, in theory, blow the roof right off. Makes you think don't it. Oh stop whining.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:37, Reply)
I have just worked out that if the average fat American family, who partake of troughloads McDonnalds every day, were sitting, say on a double-dekka bus, and all dropped their guts at the same time, a single spark from a nylon shirt could, in theory, blow the roof right off. Makes you think don't it. Oh stop whining.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:37, Reply)
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