Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Mor tourist related shinnanagansI just got a call from my mate and was telling him about this question. His PC has gone down AGAIN. Still the cockhead had to buy it from PC World, still. He was telling me that once he was in Cambridge and a particularly horrid American fat family were being overloud. The fat kid was grizzling and stamping his feet. "I wanny soda mommy, mommy I wanna soda" He kept on and on. By now my mate wanted to punch the little fat shit right in the facehole when his mother trying to quieten the spoilt little munchkin turned and asked my mate, "Where can I buy a soda round here?" My mate told her to go to Macays, go upstairs and it is on the second shelf along the first isle on the left. Thing is, my mate works there. It is a huge ironmonger type place and those were the exact directions to the Caustic Soda. Ha Ha. King Herod had the right idea.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:07,
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