Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Washington, DCYou know, given the amount of abuse you are hurling at us (Merkins) I think I shall start to take the piss out of every Brit I bump into in DC. I mean, what the hell right? Your idiots travel just like ours do, so the next time I bump into a Hyacinth, I will make it a point to head them in the wrong direction and laugh.
But the reality is that despite what you guys think, we are not all stupid, inbred and ignorant of other cultures. So I will continue to be nice to tourons I meet in DC and Annapolis...despite some of the comments on this list.
Though, for the record, many of you are a narcissistic bunch of twats.
Sic Semper Tyrannis.
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:10,
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