Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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france, atlantic beach, 1980s ... loads of french and german families, lots of sun and surfing and happiness and picnics and etc ... out of the general hubbub comes a familiar screeching sound ... "darren, stop that darren or i'll give you a fuckin' smack" "waaaah" "darren fucking shut up darren" "waaaaah" etc for 20 mins ... hid and pretended to be french ... generally stupid britishness, i thenkyew
( , Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:52, Reply)
france, atlantic beach, 1980s ... loads of french and german families, lots of sun and surfing and happiness and picnics and etc ... out of the general hubbub comes a familiar screeching sound ... "darren, stop that darren or i'll give you a fuckin' smack" "waaaah" "darren fucking shut up darren" "waaaaah" etc for 20 mins ... hid and pretended to be french ... generally stupid britishness, i thenkyew
( , Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:52, Reply)
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