
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Staying in my mothers apartment in Turkey, heard from poolside at midday everyday for two twunting weeks...
"Courtney would you like your Pot Noodle, Darren do you want a Curry or Sweet and sour one?"
They must have brought a suitcase full of the bloody things. Chicken and chips was less than a pound fifty yards away.
Sometimes I feel so proud to be British.
( , Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:05, Reply)
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