Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Chavs on Tour
Staying in my mothers apartment in Turkey, heard from poolside at midday everyday for two twunting weeks...
"Courtney would you like your Pot Noodle, Darren do you want a Curry or Sweet and sour one?"
They must have brought a suitcase full of the bloody things. Chicken and chips was less than a pound fifty yards away.
Sometimes I feel so proud to be British.
( , Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:05, Reply)
Staying in my mothers apartment in Turkey, heard from poolside at midday everyday for two twunting weeks...
"Courtney would you like your Pot Noodle, Darren do you want a Curry or Sweet and sour one?"
They must have brought a suitcase full of the bloody things. Chicken and chips was less than a pound fifty yards away.
Sometimes I feel so proud to be British.
( , Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:05, Reply)
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