Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Please lads, im fucking desperate
Im at my mates house sat on his bog typing this on my cunting mobile. I was just at a club and i got kicked out for a petty reason, getting my best mate kicked out in the process (but thats not the problem). I also ate some gravel (like they put in drives) for the love of some bird that wasnt even there. Question is, will the gravel kill me or should i sick it up? Sorry for lack of grammar but im pissed and typing this on my phone. Help me!
( , Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:45, Reply)
Im at my mates house sat on his bog typing this on my cunting mobile. I was just at a club and i got kicked out for a petty reason, getting my best mate kicked out in the process (but thats not the problem). I also ate some gravel (like they put in drives) for the love of some bird that wasnt even there. Question is, will the gravel kill me or should i sick it up? Sorry for lack of grammar but im pissed and typing this on my phone. Help me!
( , Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:45, Reply)
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