Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Chinese man approached me in Camden Town..."Where can I find the Kirkus?" he enquired.
I didn't have a clue what he meant.
Minutes later I realised he had wanted the circus.
I wouldn't mind but there wasn't a circus within twenty miles.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:09, Reply)
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