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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Fucking tourists
A woman with her 18-year-old son asked me what directions she should take to this stupidly named place, as her and her son were doing two to three University visits that day, and were on their way out of Hull.

"What's Luffburra?" I counter-inquired.

She meant Loogabarooga.

Stupid bitch.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:24, Reply)

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