Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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4500 year old helicoptersWas enjoying a stroll around around stone henge a few years ago when I got talking to a nice but quite annoying American family. After the usual crap "I'm third generation Irish, this is my son John, he's fourth generation Irish" you mean your Americans you twunts, the conversation got a bit surreal.
Yanky twunt-These stone are a bit disappointing though, I thought they would be bigger.
Me-Yeah, but the mystery is how they got them the 240 miles from Wales to here.
Yanky twunt-Couldn't they've just used helicopters.
ffs
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 8:09,
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