Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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While in Sydney ...
Lebanese taxi driver: So where you just come from mate?
Mudskipper: Auckland
LTD: How far away that?
Mudskipper: Oh, 3 hours flight, about 2000km.
LTD: You think maybe one day they build bridge?
Mudskipper: ...
( , Mon 11 Jul 2005, 8:13, Reply)
Lebanese taxi driver: So where you just come from mate?
Mudskipper: Auckland
LTD: How far away that?
Mudskipper: Oh, 3 hours flight, about 2000km.
LTD: You think maybe one day they build bridge?
Mudskipper: ...
( , Mon 11 Jul 2005, 8:13, Reply)
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