Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Not so much stupid as stating the fucking obviousWaiting to check in on my way back from France in London Stansted airport. A middle aged English couple are having a good bitch about waiting and spouting inanities like "It's not actually in London is it?"
This was wearing me down a bit, so it was with considerable restraint that I kept quiet when they came out with "This place would close down if it wasn't for Easyjet and Ryanair!". That's right fucktards, having flights coming in and out is a fairly major part of an airport's business.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:59, Reply)
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