Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Aint getting on no plane foolI was once in a restaurant in america when I heard an english laidee ask for brown sauce. The waitress disappeared and came back with the head chef who was a black fellow who promply said to the aforementioned nitwit "I think your blouse is simply atrocious"*
*May be complete lie as I am bored.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:47, Reply)
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